- -Drunk ravers
- -People that want to have a full blown conversation with you while your working [piss off mate]
- -People that don’t realize that they are NOT the only person it the club and want you to play their own personal playlist
- - People that cant control their dancing so that they bump into the decks
- - People that want to ask you for something completely off-key on an ADVERTISED R&B night ….like kylie or kasabian.
- - Women that tell you that they are leaving because you aint played their track [bye then!!]
- - People that don’t understand that you are not a jukebox and therefore they might have to wait to hear that tune they wanted
- - MCs that want your microphone to spit 300 bars- [go back to your bedroom mate]
- - People that want to tell you about them being a dj too [see point 2]
- - People that think all djs are promiscuous hornbags that will shag anything..not all of us will
- -Venues that have the decks at punter level so all the above can happen
Got any more? .. throw them in comments below..
